Thursday, May 04, 2006

Worst Things To Say To Your Significant Other

# 10.Don't Worry it meant Nothing....
# 9.That Battle Axe, (I mean your Mom) called.
# 8.Yeah...Your feet really stink.
# 7.I don't mind... she's really hot. Call her over.
# 6.Thats great, now shut up! The game is on.
# 5.Average size is good.
# 4.No you don't look too fat, in those clothes.
# 3.I would never ask so-and-so out, unless we broke up or you died.
# 2.Sure...You're better in bed than your sister.
# 1.Want a romantic evening? How about pizza and a beer?

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