He does not have a Beer Gut
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility
He is not a Bad Dancer
He is Overly Caucasian
He does not Get Lost All The Time
He Investigates Alternative Destinations
He is not Balding
He is in Follicle Regression
He is not a Cradle Robber
he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships
He does not get Falling-Down Drunk
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal
He does not act like a Total Ass
He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion
He is not a Sexmachine
He is Romantically Automated
He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig
He has Swine Empathy
He is not afraid of Commitment
He is Monogamously Challenged
He does not Undress You With His Eyes
He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment
No comments:
Post a Comment