Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Marriage Facts

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.


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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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A immoral woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.


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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.


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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.


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If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.


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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.


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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.


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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.


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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y' becomes silent.


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I had some words with my wife ,and she had some paragraphs with me.


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Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

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