The spouse who snores the loudest always falls asleep first.
The product you are most embarrassed to be buying must be price-checked over the P.A.
The heavier the load, and the farther you must carry it, the more your nose itches.
The original will be found when a replacement is bought.
When you have a deadline, the printer always runs out of toner.
When you have to get up early, the "snooze" alarm is ten times longer than normal.
Technical instructions are in three languages: Spanish, French, and Geek.
Any Disney movie will be boycotted by some religious union.
After typing a multi-page report, Windows will perform an "illegal operation" and erase your work.
Traffic is only bad on days that end in "y."
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