Wednesday, May 10, 2006

WANTED: Knight In Shining Armor


"Single female, searching for the perfect relationship…"

Seems like everyone is searching for the perfect relationship. Perhaps Jesus ought to run a personals ad. It might read like this:


"All I want is you. I don't care if you're overweight, underweight, have freckles or dimples. You don't have to have any money or hold any titles, in fact, I don't care about your past - what you've done or didn't do. Nothing matters to me if you'll just give your heart to me. In return, I promise that I will be with you forever and never leave you or forsake you. I will stay with you into eternity. I'll prepare a room in a mansion after your earthly retirement, but until then, your earthly needs will all be met. You will want for nothing. I will even take you when you are moody or depressed. I will wipe your tears when they flow and take your hand when you are afraid. I am the greatest comforter. I understand your pressures and anxieties - I have fed the multitudes at the drop of a hat and on a moment's notice. I understand when you need your space and will offer it to you; I also find comfort in solitary moments. If you want to have a relationship with me, all you have to do is ask. Do not be afraid of rejection, I have never turned anyone down. And, if you falter in our relationship, I promise to take you back. I give you my oath with my blood. I would die for you - I already did. Call on me, anytime, I would love to have a relationship. Just send me a knee-mail. Love, Jesus."


Sounds too good to be true? It's not. It's real. Jesus can be your knight in shining armor. He would die for you. He already did.

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