Best And Worst

The Worst of the best man:

He leaves the toilet seat up.
He leaves the bathroom messy & smelly.
He farts too much out loud without saying excuse me.
He chats up your best friend.
He leaves his dirty laundry lying around the house.
His feet smell, socks need changing.
He burns the dinner.
He forgets your birthday/anniversary.
He buys you domestic appliances for gifts, like an iron, dish washer, vaccum cleaner, for your Christmas present.
He keeps too many old girly mags in the bedroom.

But the best of the best man makes it all worth it:

He can fix things around the house.
He can wrap his arms around you and tell you you're his world.
He can zap that big hairy spider that's in the bath.
He can drive me around in his truck.
He can be my walking credit card.
He can see to the garden.
He can run you a bath, when I'm shattered at the end of a long day.
He can share a romantic candle lit meal with you.
He can give you sex anytime you need it.
He can carry all my shopping bags.