Sunday, May 14, 2006

Cowboy Philosophy


*Don't squat with your spurs on.

*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

*After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

*Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

*There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

*Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

*Always drink upstream from the herd.

*When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

*Never miss a good chance to shut up.

*There are three kinds of men:
-The one that learns by reading.
-The few who learn by observation.
-The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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