Corny Jokes

-What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

-What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? No one can pea soup.

-What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

-What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese

-What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? DAM!

-What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids

-How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

-How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the Psycho Path.

-Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers...

-What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.

-How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

-What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, Whack. "Dang!" A bad skydiver goes, "Dang!" Whack!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason He makes so many of them." -Abraham Lincoln

It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted.

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE A LITTLE! GOD BLESS!