Maxine's View Of Average Dating/Love are funny. However, there are good men out there!
-There are easier things than meeting a good man. Nailing Jell-o to a tree, for instance.
-Dating is like rummaging for vending machine money in the bottom of your purse. After go through the change, you might forget what you thought you wanted.
-Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to get off. When it isn't, you can't wait to throw up.
-Honesty is the best policy, unless, of course, you're taking an ad out in a personal column.
-Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he won't be hanging around underfoot all weekend.
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