Just A Reminder

Sorry for the bad language but just in case you weren't feeling too old today, I wanted to change things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986 and 1987.

-They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

-Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

-The CD was introduced the year they were born.

-They have always had an answering machine.

-They have always had cable.

-Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

-Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

-They never took a swim and thought about Jaws!

-They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

-They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane Boss, de plane."

-McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

-They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? (Sorry)

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Oh, and by the way, save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.