A woman goes to the drugstore and asks for arsenic. "What do you want that for?" the pharmacist asks.
"I want to kill my husband," she replies. "He's having an affair with another woman."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill your husband," says the pharmacist, "even if he is cheating."
The woman pulls out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife. The druggist turns pale and replies, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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