-He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly." She said, "Well, you succeeded."
-"It's too hot to wear clothes today," he said as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
-He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
-Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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