Random Thoughts

The nicest thing about the future
is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only
kindness will make him wag his tail.

If you don't have a sense of humor,
you probably don't have any sense at all.

Seat belts are not NEAR as confining
as a wheel-chair!

A good time to keep your mouth shut
is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child
who is afraid of the dark to become a
teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because
they demonstrate how many people a
company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel
younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog behind the ears,
and you'll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition
than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are really no "new sins"....the
old ones just getting more publicity.

There are worse things than getting
a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.
.....It could be a RIGHT number!

Think about this..., No one ever says,
"It's only a game" when his team is
doing the winning.

I've reached the age where
the happy hour is a nap.

Be careful reading the fine print.
There's no way you're going to like it.

The trouble with bucket seats is that
not everybody has the same size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years,
we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but
somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

After a certain age, if you don't
wake up aching in every joint
........you are probably dead!