Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden and an American are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a Genie popped out of it."I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF',the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a city filled with Al-Qaida and a wall around the Al-Qaida, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious city."Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF', there was a huge wall around the Al-Qaida.
Now, the American, being a former civil engineer, said "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the countryside. Nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable.
The American said,...
"FILL IT WITH WATER."
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